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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN · Dec 16, 2025

The 'Storyteller' debate, Liquid Death's viral marketing, Databricks' $1B AI run rate, and the future of AI in healthcare with General Medicine.

Databricks CEO: Commodity LLMs Are Useless Without a Foundation to Access Proprietary Data

Ali Ghodsi argues that while public LLMs are a commodity, the true value for enterprises is applying AI to their private data. This is impossible without first building a modern data foundation that allows the AI to securely and effectively access and reason on that information.

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TBPN·2 months ago

Liquid Death Enters Energy Drinks By Competing on Comedy, Not Athlete Sponsorships

Recognizing they can't outspend Red Bull on athletes, Liquid Death's energy drink strategy is to be the "only funny energy drink brand." They leverage their core competency in comedy, an area where corporate bureaucracy makes it hard for incumbents to compete effectively.

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

Elite Storytellers Are Founders, Not Hires; One Great Campaign Beats 10,000 Posts

Instead of hiring for the trendy "storyteller" role, companies should recognize founders are the most potent narrators. Focus resources on creating a single, memorable marketing campaign rather than a constant stream of low-impact content to truly break through the noise.

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

When The Wall Street Journal Covers a Business Trend, Its Strategic Advantage Is Already Gone

The hosts joke that as soon as a trend like hiring "storytellers" receives mainstream coverage in the WSJ, the competitive edge ("alpha") disappears. To stay ahead, companies need to find the next iteration of the concept before it becomes a buzzword, like a "yarn spinner."

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

Databricks CEO: A Hyperscaler Cloning Your Product Validates Your Market Dominance

Ali Ghodsi reframes a hyperscaler cloning your open-source product as a positive sign. It confirms you've achieved massive adoption (your "first home run"). The correct response is not fear, but to accelerate innovation on your proprietary layer to stay ahead and win.

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

Linear's Founder Argues Designing in Code Prematurely Kills Idealistic Solutions

Karri Saarinen of Linear posits that design should be a "search" phase, free from coding constraints. Jumping directly into code introduces biases from the existing codebase, making designers more conservative and less idealistic, which ultimately hinders breakthrough product ideas.

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TBPN·2 months ago

Databricks CEO's "Two Home Runs" Strategy for Monetizing Open Source Software

According to Databricks CEO Ali Ghodsi, monetizing open source requires two consecutive successes. First, the open source project must achieve global adoption. Second, you must build a proprietary, 10x better product on top of it to create a defensible business.

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TBPN·2 months ago

Liquid Death's Founder: Scaling a Comedic Brand Means Knowing When to Be Serious

A funny brand can't be funny in every scenario. Liquid Death's founder emphasizes the importance of situational awareness, particularly in customer service. When a customer has a problem, the brand must be earnest and caring, reserving its irreverent humor for top-of-funnel marketing.

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TBPN·2 months ago

General Medicine's Founder: The Best Metric for Healthcare Is NPS, Not Cost Savings

Elliot Cohen posits that the healthcare system is broken because it optimizes for financial relationships, not the patient. He argues the key metric should be Net Promoter Score—how much consumers love the experience. A system that people enjoy engaging with would inherently solve many cost and quality issues.

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

Liquid Death Validated Its Brand with a $1,500 Video Before Manufacturing a Single Can

Before raising significant capital or manufacturing its product, Liquid Death's founder created a fake brand on Facebook. A $1,500 commercial generated millions of views and tens of thousands of followers, proving market demand and de-risking the venture for early investors.

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You Don't Need a Storyteller, ChatGPT Images, Ali on the Series L | Karri Saarinen, Mike Cessario, Elliot Cohen, Ali Ghodsi

TBPN·2 months ago

Notion Grew Revenue 20x To Justify Its Premature $10 Billion Valuation

Notion's funding history reveals its valuation significantly outpaced revenue, reaching $10B on just $31M ARR in 2021. However, the company subsequently grew revenue almost 20x to $600M while its valuation only increased 10%, demonstrating how outlier companies can eventually grow into seemingly inflated valuations.

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TBPN·2 months ago