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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot · Oct 10, 2025

Tesla's troubles, OpenAI's cash burn hints at an AI bubble, soaring gold prices, and Apple's CEO succession plan. Plus, wild anecdotes.

Corporate ROI is the AI Bubble's Ticking Clock

The current AI hype is fueled by massive corporate spending on LLMs and chips. The entire bubble is at risk of unwinding when a critical mass of these companies reports that they are not achieving the promised ROI, causing a rapid pullback in investment.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

The AI Stock Bubble Provides Political "Cloud Cover" for Radical Policies

The massive, AI-driven surge in the stock market creates a perception of economic strength. This provides political leaders with the "cloud cover" to pursue controversial or authoritarian actions that would face intense scrutiny and opposition during an economic downturn.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Boards Fail When They Become Too Friendly with a Likable CEO

CEOs are often exceptional at building relationships, which can co-opt a board of directors. Directors become friends, lose objectivity, and avoid tough conversations about performance or succession, ultimately failing in their governance duties because they "just want them to win."

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Tech Giants Inflate an AI Bubble with "Circle Jerk" Investment Deals

Companies like NVIDIA invest billions in AI startups (e.g., OpenAI) with the understanding the money will be spent on their chips. This "round tripping" creates massive, artificial market cap growth but is incredibly fragile and reminiscent of the dot-com bubble's accounting tricks.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Autocracy Functions by Over-Rewarding Allies, Not Just Punishing Enemies

The Trump administration's influence over who leads the massive Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac IPO is a classic autocratic move. While punishing enemies is well-understood, just as crucial is over-rewarding allies, which consolidates power and creates an ecosystem of cronyism.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Record Gold Prices Are an Indictment of Weakening Faith in U.S. Debt

The surge in gold's value isn't just about uncertainty; it's a direct signal that foreign central banks and major investors are losing confidence in U.S. treasuries as a safe asset. This shift threatens the global dominance of the U.S. dollar.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Democrats Talk Diversity But Nominate Tall, White Heterosexual Men for President

Despite a progressive platform and diverse voter base, the Democratic Party's actual choice for presidential nominee consistently reverts to a traditional archetype. Scott Galloway argues the only reliable bet is that they will nominate a "white heterosexual male over six feet tall."

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Apple CEO Tim Cook Shows True Leadership is Knowing When to Leave

Tim Cook, at the height of his success, is planning his exit. This stands in stark contrast to aging political and corporate leaders who cling to power, creating instability. The biggest problems often trace back to a powerful man who "won't fuck and leave."

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Tesla's New Models Offer "Less for More" Amidst Chinese EV Pressure

Tesla's cheaper Model 3 and Y are a downgrade and cost more than previous premium versions after tax credits expired. This signals weakening value as Chinese competitors like BYD offer comparable EVs for a fraction of the price, intensifying market pressure.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Tesla Uses AI and Robot Promises to Distract from Its Core Auto Business

Whenever Tesla's core automotive business faces headwinds—like falling market share or intense competition—Elon Musk introduces a new, futuristic narrative, such as the Optimus robot. This strategy aims to reposition the company as an AI leader and distract investors from underwhelming auto industry fundamentals.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

A Canceled Comedian Can Spark More Outrage Than Federal Troops

Gradual, complex issues like deploying federal troops into cities often fail to trigger a strong public backlash. In contrast, a sudden, easily understood event, like a late-night host's firing, can galvanize immediate outrage, revealing a disconnect in what the public perceives as a "red line."

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago

Dollywood Demonstrates How Pop Culture Can Briefly Unify a Divided Nation

The atmosphere at Dollywood, where diverse and politically opposed groups like "gays" and "rednecks" coexist happily, shows the power of a unifying cultural figure. This harmony is fragile and disappears outside the theme park's gates, highlighting how shared culture creates temporary escapes from political division.

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Cheaper Teslas, OpenAI’s Cash Burn, and Apple’s CEO Succession Plans

Pivot·4 months ago