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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN · Jan 9, 2026

Apple Card's move from Goldman to JPM reveals a clash of corporate cultures. Also: the U.S. offer for Greenland & Google Gemini's market rise.

Apple's "No Rejection" Philosophy Clashed with Credit Card Underwriting Realities

Steve Jobs fostered an inclusive premium brand accessible to anyone with money. Applying this to the Apple Card meant low credit score requirements, which conflicted with the financial necessity of risk-based rejection in lending. This philosophical mismatch contributed significantly to Goldman Sachs's portfolio losses and the partnership's failure.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago

Goldman Sachs Failed the Apple Card by Misapplying Its Elite, Transactional DNA to Consumer Service

Goldman Sachs, built for high-touch, low-volume institutional clients, was operationally mismatched for Apple's mass-market demands like high-volume customer service and synchronized billing. This reveals the danger of assuming a partner's brand prestige translates to the operational capabilities required for a completely different customer segment.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago

Credit Card Companies Stagger Billing Dates to Smooth Customer Service Loads, Not Out of Sloppiness

Apple insisted all statements drop on the first of the month for a better user experience. This created massive spikes in customer service demand, requiring inefficient staffing. It reveals that what seems like a sloppy incumbent practice (staggered billing) is often a deliberate and crucial cost-optimization strategy that a disruptor ignores at its peril.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago

Gamers Hack Accounts Not for Data, But for Free "Burners" to Cheat Without Repurchasing the Game

When a competitive online game has an upfront cost, cheaters who are banned must pay again. A speaker reveals a key motivation for account takeovers: using the stolen account as a disposable platform for cheating. This allows the cheater to avoid the repeated cost of buying the game after each ban, making dormant accounts a valuable asset.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago

Apple's 2004 Plan for an iTunes-Only Rewards Card Shows the Peril of Closed-Ecosystem Incentives

In 2004, Apple considered a credit card whose points could only buy iTunes songs. This was economically brilliant for Apple due to high margins on digital music. However, the rise of streaming services like Spotify would have quickly rendered this reward system obsolete, highlighting the risk of tying loyalty programs to a single, disruptable product category.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago

The Venture Capital Term "Carry" Echoes Its Gaming Origin: One Star Player Can Win the Entire Game

The podcast draws a direct parallel between a VC's career and a multiplayer video game. Just as one highly skilled gamer can "carry" their team to victory, a single successful founder and their company can carry an entire venture fund, making all other investments almost irrelevant to the overall return. This highlights the power-law dynamic in both domains.

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The Jamie Dimon Apple Card, Greenland Ideas, WB-Paramount, TBPN x Vanity Fair | Diet TBPN

TBPN·a month ago