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  2. ⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack
⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet · Jan 29, 2026

Billionaire philanthropy gets patriotic, Tesla's stock is valued like a young avocado tree, and Bill Gates' daughter's AI app butlers you.

Billionaire Philanthropy Is Shifting to 'Red, White, and Blue' Pro-Market Causes

Recent massive donations from billionaires are not for traditional charities but for causes reflecting capitalist and patriotic values: funding troops, children's stock accounts, and Olympic athletes. This trend represents a new form of pro-competition, pro-market philanthropy.

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The Best One Yet·21 days ago

Profanity Can Signal Maximum Effort and Boost Performance in Business Settings

A study found people who cursed held a plank longer. This suggests that swearing, as an expression of not holding back, can translate from physical to cognitive tasks, potentially improving performance in high-pressure business situations like negotiations or crunching spreadsheets.

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⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet·21 days ago

Consumer AI Is Entering a 'Butlerfication' Phase, Automating Personal Life Optimization

While work productivity has been AI's focus, apps like Fia signal a shift. 'Butlerfication' is using AI to save time and money on personal tasks like shopping, making the efficiency once reserved for the ultra-wealthy accessible to everyone.

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⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet·21 days ago

The 'Three Fs of Fads' Framework Explains Allbirds' 99% Value Collapse

Allbirds' fall from a $4B valuation to $30M highlights the extreme risk in fad-driven consumer categories. The 'Three Fs'—Food, Fitness, and Fashion—are sectors where consumer preferences are highly volatile, making long-term value creation exceptionally difficult.

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⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet·21 days ago

AI Shopping Tools Turn Purchases Into Investment Decisions by Revealing Resale Value

Fia's 'Should I Buy This?' feature transforms consumer behavior by showing an item's potential resale value. This reframes a purchase from a pure expense to a quasi-investment, using data to justify high-ticket buys and tapping into 'girl math' psychology.

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⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet·21 days ago

Tesla's Valuation Ignores Poor Earnings Because It's Valued Like a 'Young Avocado Tree'

Despite shrinking profits, Tesla's stock is near all-time highs. Investors aren't valuing its current car business (the "avocados") but its future potential in robotics and autonomy (the "tree's growth"). This contrasts with legacy automakers, seen as old trees with no growth left.

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⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

The Best One Yet·21 days ago